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At TheShortStraw we do our best to bring you the “news behind the news.” What do we mean by that? Simple: it’s not the news in front, and it’s not the news to the side. You guessed it: it’s the news behind. We think you know exactly what we mean. Else, you’d not be on this site.

If you want to contact us, to send us the phone number of your hot sister or friend, or just send us a lot of money for no reason at all, feel free—really, we mean it--to do so at the addresses below:

 

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To Email the Visual Artist
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To Email the Author
david@theshortstraw.com

To Email our Complaints Department
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