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CALIFORNIA TO BE TURNED INTO JACK NICKLAUS SIGNATURE GOLF ESTATE


GLAZER ANNOUNCES CHANGES AT MANCHESTER UNITED


BIBLE CODE PREDICTS DA VINCI CODE; DA VINCI CODE PREDICTS HYDRAULIC TOASTER


A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF


PRESIDENT BUSH DECLARES HIMSELF JESUS W. CHRIST


CORPORATE BLUES GO UP IN SMOKE


JUDGED BY DIFFERENT STANDARDS, BUSH "WINS" DEBATE


DR. PHIL ADMITS TO HAVING BEEN A WOMAN


CHELSEA OWNER PURSUES ACCOUNTANT FOR MIDFIELD


THESHORTSTRAW TARGETED BY WORLD POLITICAL AND BUSINESS LEADERS


MEN'S HEALTH MAGAZINE IDENTIFIES WORLD'S PERFECT MAN


"SHREK FAHRENHEIT 2" CALLED "OUTRAGEOUSLY FALSE" BY BUSH SPOKESMAN


SOUTH AFRICAN WHITES TO BE GIVEN BLACK NAMES


EURO 2004 SHOCKER: BECKHAM PROFESSES LOVE FOR FRENCH


RICKY MARTIN PONDERS COMING OUT OF CLOSET


WORLD TOUR TURNS INTO NIGHTMARE FOR AUSTRIAN MAN


SLIPPING ROHYPNOL INTO OWN DRINK, AUSTRALIAN RAPES HIMSELF


CURLING GOES VIOLENT


WOMAN WAKES UP SPEAKING ONLY IN CLICHÉS


FORBES MAGAZINE LISTS 400,000,000 POOREST PEOPLE


SEATTLE DOCTOR FINDS CURE FOR DINGLEBERRIES


HELDEGUND CONSIDERING VICE PRESIDENTIAL POST- OR IS HE?


VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY ADMITS TO WEARING NO UNDERWEAR DURING STATE VISITS


IN A SHOCKING MOVE, WARREN BUFFET GIVES EVERYTHING AWAY, CLOSES COMPANY


HELDEGUND WELCOMED BACK WITH OPEN ARMS


ORTHODOX JEWS AND MUSLIMS ADMIT TO WEARING FAKE BEARDS


A POLL OF ITALIAN MEN FINDS ITALIAN MEN WORLD'S BEST LOVERS


US INVASION CRITERIA REVEALED


THE SHORTSTRAW PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING CORRESPONDENT ADMITS TO HAVING FABRICATED PARTS OF STORIES


NAURU DECLARES WAR ON THE US


NEW YORK MAYOR CONCEDES MOST CHILDREN OF WEALTHY SPEAK SPANISH AS FIRST LANGUAGE


AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND HAND BACK POWER TO INDIGENOUS POPULATIONS; UNITED STATES VACILLATES


CONGRESS PASSES LIMITS ON TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS


FRENCH ACTOR MICHEL BLANC ADMITS TO BEING RICHARD GRASSO, FORMER CHAIRMAN OF NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE


STUDY BY YALE UNIVERSITY FINDS POVERTY OVERRATED


BUSH ADMINISTRATION ADMITS POLICIES AIM TO MAKE WORLD LAUGH


BRITONS FREED FROM GUANTANAMO BAY REFUSE TO GO HOME


THESHORTSTRAW CORRESPONDENT, BRIAN HELDEGUND, FOUND IN SICILY, SHAKEN, BUT MOSTLY INTACT



US ‘FIRST DOG’ FOUND DEAD; FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED


THESHORTSTRAW EXCLUSIVE: AN INTERVIEW WITH JESUS CHRIST


SUPREME COURT HALTS PRIMARIES, DECLARES BUSH RE-ELECTED










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